30+ Hilarious Nicknames for Male Co-workers

If you need nicknames for male co-workers, keep reading.

Without a doubt, everyone has an office nickname; some have just never heard it.

During my internship, there was this guy with terrible breath, and everyone in the office called him – Dragon because his breath was devastating. When someone spots him approaching, you would hear something like, “Here comes the dragon.” Of course, the dragon never knew of his nickname. When I concluded my internship, his nickname had evolved to Agon.

I always suspected I had a nickname as well because, let’s face it, everyone has office nicknames.

So, if you need a nickname to call a male co-worker, here is a collection of different nicknames for a guy in your office.

Appropriate Nicknames For Male Co-workers

• Ass-saver – For the guy who always finds a way to save the day.
• Ass-Man – Short for “assistant manager.” Also, it is a good name for a spineless colleague.
• Biggie – A fitting nickname for the office giant.
• Bossypants – A good name for a bossy colleague.
• Brainy – A good name for an intelligent male colleague.
• Bro-worker – A great nickname for a colleague who is like a brother to you.
• Buddha – A cool nickname for a calm male co-worker.
• Chuckles – For a male colleague who giggles a lot.
• Client Calmer – This is for the male co-worker who can calm angry customers.
• Don Draper – Character from Mad Men, the coolest guy in the office.
• EOD – For a guy who doesn’t welcome other people’s ideas.
• Frowny – For a stern-faced male colleague.
• Ginger – For a red-haired male co-worker.
• Fixer – The guy the office calls on when the chips are down.
• Hot Sauce – For a male co-worker that thrives on controversy.
• Scooter – Someone who finds a way to slide into every conversation.
• Yes Man – For a male worker who sucks up to the boss.

Inappropriate Nicknames For Male Co-workers

• Boner – A cool nickname for a colleague who gets easily excited. You can also use the nickname literarily for a guy who once had a boner in the office.
• Bum face – Literarily, it is a nickname for a guy with a skin graft from his butt cheek on his face – also, a good nickname for an ass.
• Clock – “The guy with one hand bigger than the other…”
• Dickweed – For a colleague who gets super horny when high.
• Dozen – A guy with twelve fingers who dozen do anything
• Dracula – This is more suited for people in the sports industry. Former England goalkeeper David James was nicknamed Dracula because he feared crosses.
• Fired Guy – For a colleague who was fired but found a way to keep his job.
• Furious George –  A guy named George with serious anger issues. George can be changed to any name.
• Home Depot – The perfect nickname for a tool because Home Depot is where you can find tools.
• Ninja – The guy who stole other peoples’ lunches. We all knew who he was, but no one could ever catch him in the act.
• Parts – A nickname for a guy named Tony Hancock because of “toe,” “knee,” and “hand”… OMG.
• Pestilence – Someone who has a very contagious negative spirit towards everything.
• Pothole – a clever name to call a colleague everyone avoids.
• Romance – Use it sarcastically.

For more fun nicknames for your male co-worker, use our Workplace Nicknames Generator.

Now, it is your turn to add the fun nicknames used for the guys in your office. No one can get you here; therefore, don’t hesitate to include the mean nicknames you can’t say to the faces of your male colleagues.